Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (September 12, 2020)

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Sep 12, 2020 1:00 PM EDT

We're back with the top shower thoughts of the week. AKA, the weirdest, most random, and most mindblowing things that people thought about while standing in the shower. Or while sitting on the toilet. Or while lying in bed. Who knows. Anyway, scroll through and have your mind blown and then check out last week's top shower thoughts in case you missed them.

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  • 01
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Cryptic_Cosmos 5 days ago 50 46 25 36 36 59 41 We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available.
    via u/Cryptic_Cosmos
  • 02
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/just_wanna_share 2 days ago 3 6 E 5 3. 9. The brain can remember that it forgot something but never make a way to find out what you forgot
    via u/just_wanna_share
  • 03
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/onlyhere4laffs 3 days ago 9 2 e3 3 8 6 3 2 3 It's not until you're in charge of paying all the bills that you truly understand your dad's obsession with the thermostat.
    via u/onlyhere4laffs
  • 04
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/UsernamesAllGone1 1 day ago 4 3 23 3 3. Threatening to file a lawsuit is the adult version of "I'm telling"
    via u/UsernamesAllGone1
  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Jack_G_London 7 days ago 2 2 2 4 We feel hunger with our stomachs, but thirst with our mouths
    via u/Jack_G_London
  • 06
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Mallcop1993 2 days ago 3. According to movies, the most stressful part of being a veterinarian is having very dangerous criminals coming in and needing medical attention.
    via u/Mallcop1993
  • 07
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Zorane_ 3 days ago 曾4 52222 The 15 minutes of extra sleep after you wake up feels like a lot more than the 8 hours of sleep that you just had.
    via u/Zorane_
  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Noudsoop 3 days ago 適2@2 2 2 E "With all due respect" is the polite version if "listen here you little shit".
    via u/Noudsoop
  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Hahasamo 1 day ago It is entirely possible for two babies to be born at the exact same moment but have different birth dates.
    via u/Hahasamo
  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/ColaNaught 3 days ago "What color is watermelon" and "what color is a watermelon" have two completely different answers.
    via u/ColaNaught
  • 11
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/gashufferdude 5 days ago 2 Having kids is the ultimate example of a free app that takes lots of in-app purchases to succeed.
    via u/gashufferdude
  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/cosmicfloob 6 days ago 2 If you form a tight 'o' with your lips, both ends of your digestive tract look the same.
    via u/cosmicfloob

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